Trophy chair

A chair that becomes broken due to having sex on it.

Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.

by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025

Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting

I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.

by Funsies September 15, 2025

Gaming chair pounding

When your fucking a gaming chair in its ass

I can’t come right now I’m gaming chair pounding

by Charliegamingchair September 28, 2025

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025

Cuck chair

A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.

Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.

Bruno said it’s a commentary on social dynamics, but I think he just built a Cuck Chair again.

by TheBulgy November 5, 2025

Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025