Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009

Fish Cake

A Fish Cake is when you fanny fart in your hand and cup it for the one you love (opposit of cupcake)

"Here hunny would you like a fish cake?"

by jessie-cunt January 4, 2005

Birthday Cake

Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.

Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!

by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009

Beef Caking

To have a conversation on the phone with a particular person you are not interested in but acting as though you are. Most commonly used when people are bored. It's basically talking just to talk.

"Man Johnny over there beef caking with that lean."

by Chels J April 16, 2008

cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.

cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD

by lilichan September 2, 2015

shift cake

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..

yo french shift cake what up

by khill July 5, 2006

Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012