creeping skubel

One who auditorily spies on others who have pocket dialed them in hopes to capture juicy gossip.

Analogous to the visual spy- peeping tom.

I accidentally pocket dialed Al, but instead of hanging up he creeping skubel'd me and stayed on the phone for several minutes.

by jetsfan13 October 15, 2010

Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .

A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"

by kirby05 April 22, 2009

Creeching

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.

Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...

by Menard0609 December 7, 2009

creepy as shit

The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.

Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.

See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.

Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.

Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.

by Somebody So Especial June 11, 2006

up shit creek

To be in an undesirable place, or to be in trouble. A contraction of "Up shit creek without a paddle." It can be made to define even more extreme circumstances by adding the suffix "with the repo men on the shore waiting for the boat"

"I was up Shit Creek without a paddle, and the repo men were waiting on the shore for the boat."

by Syndustry August 28, 2005

walnut creek

walnut creek, a town in the bay area in california. it's getting bigger and better. has a lot of stupid people. but the number of cool kids is catching up. : - ) if you hatin...then go home. k thx.

Pworld : shit son, dey gotta movie theatre look like a space ship
yoch : hell yah, i seen that blue motherfucker

by the H . B . April 28, 2005

creap

1) a cross between a "crepe" and "crap"

2) a crepe filled with crap

3) also a metaphor for someone who looks tasty (like a crepe) but is full of shit (crap)

:: c.a.t. says: i can draw a box :D
:: c.a.t. says: hahahahaha
:: c.a.t. says: i'm creap

by yeahboyanddollface February 11, 2009