Cock-dar

IPA: /ˈkɒkdɑː(r)/
NOUN

When in the vicinity of a female who is deemed fuckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one's body indicating the urge to fuck said female.

The overall detection field is based on many factors: Length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last fucking, hotness of female, age of one who is using cock-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the cock-dar. In rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one's swagger.

Of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.

Guy 1: Oh snap! My cock-dar is going off!
Guy 2: Asian girl at 12'o'clock!

Guy 1: Cock-dar detecting 5 females of fuckable status within the vicinity.

by TsurugiK September 16, 2009

cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

by OJProductions August 19, 2006

Uncut Cock

Uncircumcised penis, foreskin, Natural Penis, Intact Penis, Natural with out surgical procedure.

"I will never get a circumcision, I like my uncut cock."

by Annonimous Californian July 6, 2008

cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by KENNY April 6, 2003

Fat Cock

A large rooster, usually male.

I awoke today to a fat cock.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

cock rock

80's hair metal in which the lyrics consist of sexual euphamisms and content.

Def Leppard (Pour Some Sugar On Me)
Motley Crue (Girls Girls Girls)
Van Halen (Panama)

by Psycho Bob March 26, 2003

Cock ring

A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.

People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!

by Xaime June 3, 2019