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doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
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Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.
I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.
by ben June 9, 2017
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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
by dutch bulb July 19, 2011
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christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
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