dead beat dad!

Dads that need to be beat to death because of not supporting their children emotionally, monetarily, or even being a physical presence in their lives.

Congratulations, you haven't sent money to your son in 16 years. You now qualify as a dead beat dad!

by Unbitter von Liarstein February 13, 2006

freshman beat-down

an event held by immature seniors in which they target the freshmen and torture them. this will typically involve shoving into lockers, pushing into walls, tripping, sexual harassing the females, etc. apparently intimidating freshmen and making them feel like shit is fun. this day is typically held shortly after the first day of school or shortly before the last day.

Immature Senior: hey man tomorrows freshman beat-down, its gonna be awesome, you gonna be there?

Mature Senior: nah, dude i don't enjoy torturing freshmen, unlike you I want to be good example to them.

by skin ticket September 20, 2010

beat a dead horse

The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.

Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.

Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...

by Noodle8 October 29, 2011

Beat dat meat

What the famous dj DJ Pauly D sounds like hes sayin in his hit single Beat dat Beat.

Beat dat meat (beat) up!

by David Mertoff II December 2, 2010

paper beats rock

If someone goes for a pound and you go for a high 5 and cover their fist, you say "paper beats rock." If done intentionally this should be considered a diss worse than to leave hanging.

He tried to pound it so I went for a paper beats rock. He was so embarrassed, he had to leave the party.

by MNH11 June 9, 2011

Beats Street Tavern

used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.

Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018