pack attack

A pack attack is when two people have a race to see who can put down a 12 pack of the same beer faster

"hey man lets have a pack attack"

by Buddha8328383834 September 20, 2009

mac attack

When you go somewhere with friends and you all pull out your MacBook's.

"Dude Im hungry, lets stop at Tijuana Flats to eat."
"Eehh, Im not. But Ill stop. We can MAC attack that bitch!"
"Hells yeah! I got my Mac!"

by Mao January 14, 2008

Shark Attack

A practical joke in which an individual confronts another person from behind in a body of water, pulling down their pants, and thrusting viciously while the victim screams in terror.

In commemoration of Shark Week.

Kelly was minding her own business in the community pool when suddenly Austin gave her a Shark Attack in front of everyone.

Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.

by herocheetah191 August 6, 2010

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for a Big Mac from McDonalds.

"Yo I want a Big Mac! The Mac Attack is coming"
"You'll get sick bro"

by personqwerty123456789 October 22, 2011

ratch-attack

When a girl or girls are acting and behaving (otherwise attacking) so 'ratchet' that they blow your mind and embarrass themselves.

That crazy bitch was giving me a ratch-attack with her constant 'Gurl' and 'Holla' tweets and loud ass Drake music.

by The Masterfiend March 19, 2015

shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

by tom-o May 8, 2003

stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008