can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

blown out asshole

usually happens after a hard night on the booze and chilli mexican food.

'' i have been on the toilet so much today i think i have a blown out asshole..''

by ronnie rim job December 28, 2009

Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 12, 2008

torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

an abbreviation of map (minor attracted person.)

the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii

by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022

Numbsuck your asshole

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

by LilT17 May 14, 2020

Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016