dog dinner

A Dog Dinner is a dinner party where a group of men assemble and bring the ugliest dates they can muster.

The one who brings the ugliest date receives a prize.

A very mean trick often played by Frat Boys and Financial Industry scumbags.
"Hey Joe you coming to the dog dinner this thursday?" asked Todd.

"Am I ever.. I've got a date this year that looks like Chris Farley with a wig on" Said Brad.
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Lou dog

the K9 that belonged to the wonderful lead singer of Sublime Bradley James Nowell (1968-1996). Brads dog was a wonderful dog who died in 2001. Brads dog was a dalmation and brad loved his dog very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. I was not fortunate enough to meet brad but he was good at everything. The main thing he struggled with was heroin. RIP BRADELY
P.S keep on waiting for your Ruca on the eastside.
Brad always talked about Lew-dog in all of his songs. In the song garden grove he says. we took a trip to garden grove, smelled like lew dog inside the van oh yah this aint no funkey reghea party five $ at the door, it gets so real sometimes who wrote my rhymes of got the microwave got the vcr and ive got that duce duce in the trunk of my car, ohhyahh if you only new all the love that i found its hard to keep my soul off the ground your a fool dont f@#k around with my dog (lou dog barks) all that i can see dlkfalksj I fill up my grage music from Jamaica all the love that i found its hard to keep my soul off the ground its you,!, its that S@#t stuck under my shoe its the smell inside the van its my bedsheet covered in sand sittin through a sh@**y band gettin dog s*^t on my hands gettin haseled by the man wakin up to an alram sticken neadles in your arms. ohhh all these things that I do...im waiting for you.
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Dog fire

when you are sad and you need something to say so you awkwardly sad "dog fire" but secretly you are sad and lonely and you really need a pop tart.
Hey bro, take a bite of this dog fire!
by Choleo March 08, 2022
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Moll-Dog

MDMA so pure that when you sniff it up like a dog it makes you howl.
Dan was so faced from that Moll-Dog last night he asked UPD for a key so he could bump up.
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dog whistle

Dog whistle is a type of strategy of communication that sends a message that the general population will take a certain meaning from, but a certain group that is "in the know" will take away the secret, intended message. Often involves code words.
Republicans say they want to make civil rights for gays a state issue, which is really just a dog whistle strategy for saying that they will refuse to grant equal rights on a federal level.
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Dog Slobber

The act of ejaculating and or pissing on someones fore-head while they're asleep then smearing it with your nut sack or vertical lip.
Yo. what? i heard Tim gave Duhhy a Dog Slobber the other night
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vagina dog

another way of saying "man-whore" or "player"
Brook: "Joe slept with another girl again!"

Emily: "ya hes such a vagina dog."
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