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April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.
Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo
by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021
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April 27

Where a farmer goes out of his way every morning to harvest all the morning wood for all the horny teenagers
DUDE ITS FUCKING APRIL 27 LETS GO GET SOME MORNING WOOD!
by Helpfull urban dealer October 29, 2020
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April 15

Today is the birthday of a beautiful girl named rhian and you must say happy birthday to her or she will send the Teletubbies to kill you
Jeff: you know it's April 15 , right

Bob: oh I forgot to wish happy birthday!

The Teletubbies: TINKY WINKY!!!
by Rhianjones2006 October 26, 2019
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18th of april

National paragraph day
Give whoever you love or maybe your gf/bf or friends/best friends a para on how much they really mean to you
On the 18th of april you give a paragraph to anyone you want
Omg yes it's the 18th of april
by Ricky marton April 17, 2020
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april 22

It's national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. its pretty self explanatory but just in case you don't get it on April 22 every time you use a public urinal you must drop your pants all the way down. A good Motto to go buy is "if your ass isn't out get the fuck out" (of the bathroom) No one cares if your cheeks are pastier than ranch dressing.
Damn Aidan's birthday must suck.

why dude?

Cause its April 22 national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day.
by fuckyourbirthdayaidan April 18, 2020
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April 26

person 1: “Hey!! What are you doing tomorrow”
person 2: “riding around with different boys. It’s April 26.”
by channel catfish October 28, 2019
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April the 10th

International heartbreak day
A day where you are likely to kiss a boy/girl who will break your heart soon, if you kiss someone on this day it is not going to end well
Lucy , what's international heartbreak day?

Sophie it's like how Harry kissed me on that day and also got with like 9 other GIRLS on April the 10th! I wouldn't recommend getting with anyone on this day, they'll break your heart
by Juststatingnothating October 14, 2019
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