Tug-Boat You

One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking

Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok

by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014

pig boat

Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.

After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.

by X-NAV December 23, 2019

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

meta boating

Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.

"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."

by Ginjalopy May 24, 2014

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024