Face-ism

A religion in which one beleives that face, the nick-jr. character, is god and will judge all after they die.

"In Face-ism, face judges you 'your going to hell, br br br brrrrrrr'."

by Cluadio October 10, 2008

Yo face

A stupid damn comeback that's fun to use.

Nate: Why are you so ugly?
Olivia: YO FACE!

by Anonymous bitch. May 25, 2016

Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.

1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

by Peanutbuttersnaps October 3, 2009

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

Webb-Faced

To imbibe, mass quantities of alcohol leading to ones most awesomeness, and or most epic night ever, like beating a volvo, or elbow dropping a bush, pukeing in a fake tree in a bar in a foregn country

Person A: dude, did you see brandon?
Person B: no, why?
Person A:he was so webb-faced
or
That guy killed a secret service agent with his dick. He was so Webb-faced

by webbsaw May 20, 2011