Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

Single solitary shit

No fucks given, not even a single fuck

I don't give a single solitary shit about your opinions.

by jiggysaw17 February 11, 2019

I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments

Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting

by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025

Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

Shit

An anal hole boottttyyyyyyy silkfhjlzksd

That’s a big shit bruh

by Demon Child 95 February 2, 2023

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

Shit

You

I just took a huge shit

by Qwfqhsdghgf December 7, 2019