Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 01, 2024

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Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 07, 2017

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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

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Not shit ass hoe

Savanna Michelle Zotter- the 8 lb 4 oz absolute NOTHING ASS TRICK. Pathetic excuse for a human much less a parent.

That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.

by Daddy2you January 13, 2024

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