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National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure
by Haideez January 2, 2022
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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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your mom

a term kids in 5th grade use.
classmate: how were humans created?
other classmate: Your mom
by wowzers12312 January 4, 2022
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your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom
Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras
by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022
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Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022
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Your mum

Your mum
by Suck my ass u fat ass bitch January 6, 2022
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