dirty delo

When you put half of a smoking joint up in your ass screaming brrrr

I just had a dirty delo

by Therealdelonotherfucker November 25, 2021

Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025

Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025

dirty pearce

When a man pulls out his 69 foot cock and busts all over the window of a bus, impregnating EVERYONE inside

"Oh no! He pulled a dirty Pearce! I can already feel it kicking..."

by anonymous April 18, 2023

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

Dirty Loma

When a bitch is getting spit-roasted by 2 bald dudes and they pull out and she squirts on their bald heads, making them even shinier

Scott: Hey babe, wanna do a Dirty Loma?
Girl: Fuck yes, babe!

by URDADWATCHESIFUNNY August 5, 2022

the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it

I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.

by Soreal4real December 20, 2015