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Shit Canoe

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
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Shit

Vulgar version of the word defecate, sometimes used interchangeably with the word poo, however most times you can find it being used to show that you are unpleasantly surprised by an event.

It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality
"Hold on I gotta take a shit real quick"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"
by ReetusNeetusDefines October 3, 2021
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Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025
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I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!
by Bambianca November 3, 2021
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lake shit

when the weather is 80° and not a cloud in sight it’s the perfect day for lake shit
dude it’s the perfect day for some lake shit
by ainslap July 1, 2021
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I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 3, 2020
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