shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Shit

Homophobes and racists.

You’re shit

by Humanpersonlol November 24, 2020

Shit talking

Shit talking is often confused with the study of talking behind people’s backs but what many won’t know it is the quantum leap between the bridge of wisdom and the spiders nest that hates the ideas of many great minds

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This is what shit talking is

by Procrastamatrix mk 2 May 18, 2018

Shit

The level in geometry dash called Avernus

Have you played that shit level Avernus

by Theurbandictionaryiskewl September 21, 2023

Piece of shit

Someone who posts a persons name on urban dictionary then writes a 5 paragraph essay of them in the description

Fuck you if you do this you piece of shit

by Sub to Red Cultist April 1, 2024