Your mother gunnar

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞

by yeaaaok March 29, 2018

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If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 16, 2023

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Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists

"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up

by R_l_T November 12, 2024

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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 17, 2018

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come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020

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