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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Mid Valley School District

Some random school located in Throop PA . No fights have happened, here but if u are in the HS. your gonna see those damn kids swearing alot in the canteen. Mostly chill kids on buses. but insane in the canteen, ALSO ANNOUNCEMENTS HAPPEN while im eating. Their craft fairs suck.

Has a trash hsfb team. Its called the spartans.

Seriously also it has insane special ed kids in es.

Also i think that the admin is corrupt here since, THEY LETTIN THEM KIDS CUSS.

I ALSO HEARD A GROUP OF BLACKS ALL SAY NIGGAS!
Hey dude,
What
Do you hate the cougars?
Yes
Do you live in Mid Valley School District?\
Yes
FUCK VALLEY VIEW
by Hey I’m the school bus guy. November 22, 2023
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Blalack Middle School

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.
Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.
by YourPhoneLinging November 22, 2023
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rivesville middle school

a school full of assholes; teachers and students alike 🤞
i hate rivesville middle school and everyone in it
by meowcomeandgetitbaby November 22, 2023
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JIS (jeddah international school)

The most helling school in Jeddah ever as soon as you see ms Mona’s face ur gunna get a nightmare about 3 dyslexic men molesting you in the sad excuse of a school library. How can a school be so gay yet so homophobic at the same time? The bathroom stalls are so tiny to the point where when ur tryna go into a stall you feel like a jiafei meme walking through a small alley. it also smells like tropical ice cream watermelon because of the amount of 7th graders tryna vape in the stalls. Don’t ever go to JIS and if you’re already there, get out before it’s too late and you’re set to fail for life.
JIS (Jeddah international school) is supplying the future generation of jeddawis.
by Kanye west is my dad November 23, 2023
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