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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain
Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!
by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017
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ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.

Humanoids Used In The Game ROBLOX ,

ROBLOXians are Humanoids Who Can Wear Accessories That most of the time costs ROBUX a (bullshit) Currency used in this Universe., The body of a ROBLOXian is made but not limited to : Plastic And an Exo-Skeleton that provides them with in-human resistance such as Sword stabbings, bullets, Explosions etc.

But sometimes an explosion or a hard hit can rip a limb out of the body. The Robloxian acknowledges this but if its not its right arm he still can use weapons etc.

Warriors on this word are called ''Bloxxers'' Who are known to destroy everything or kill anyone in sight. There are the ODers too. but this is for another text. Anyway, Once a limb is teared off the body the robloxian can no longer attach it back.
*Bloxxer Blows up Robloxian's arm*
Bloxxer : Oh, Sorry Your ok?
Robloxian: Well we are robloxian's so i guess..Its fine
ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.
by Ader123 July 3, 2017
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burning my feet

If you say "I'm burning my feet" it actually means "I like you wanna fuck" you can say this to a girl or a guy
1.Hey I'm burning my feet
2.sorry I'm burning my feet

3.i was burning my feet
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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
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by my bolt

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steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
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