glamour shit

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot

Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shit Slit

Shit slit is in reference to the arse hole

Wipe off your shit slit , then flush the toilet!

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie March 10, 2022

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024

Shit

Just a more fun word for "stuff"

This shit shmacks yo!

This shit yours?

Shit

by JustMeTheChick May 31, 2021