marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.
We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S March 16, 2014
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Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
by MinxMinnie September 04, 2018
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raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
by Crusty Bitches July 16, 2017
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Give your girl a hoodie day

Give your girl a hoodie day is January 15
Bf: here’s my hoodie it’s January 15 nation give your girl a hoodie day

Gf: oh thanks!
by Hoodiegirl January 15, 2020
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give your girl a hoodie day

November 6th is national give your girl a hoodie day! So if you see your girl, give her your hoodie!
give your girl a hoodie day is the day most perfect for ur girl, cause every girl want a hoodie from her babe
by unknownlover November 05, 2020
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Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!
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krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 04, 2015
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