young metro

A young one who cares about their hygiene and appearance

Young metro is looking good today in his polo and Nice jordans

by add me on insta July 24, 2016

young d

Slang / short for young d*ck

That cougar loves that young D ...

All she wants is that young D ...

by youngboyprince April 10, 2020

Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.

Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.

by MavenLives August 5, 2021

young paddiwong

The name you give someone who buys you milkshakes, chicken joes, and deploys troops on demand.

STFU young paddiwong and make me a milkshake

by Young Paddiwong May 26, 2017

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

Young Nugget

Young Nugget, full name Andrew Garden, is a rapper who draws the line between normal rap and sus rap. He makes songs based around inappropriate things like Porn Hub or killing people.

Young Nuggets music is the best!

by Boden Frechette June 15, 2022