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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.
Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020
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Tony Deep

When a female is icked by a man due to them being too deep
What don't you want to see me again!? Was I too Tony?
He was too Tony deep for me
by TonyDee August 26, 2023
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Toni Lodging

It's a specific way to 69, with the male on bottom and basically just sticking his tongue out while the girl is sucking dick and moving her pussy however she damn well pleases on that tongue
I was Toni Lodging last night and I was grinding so hard I think I bruised his tongue
by Pudgy pesiosaur☣️ March 14, 2024
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TOni Chan

He is TOni Chan(gay).
by Marugagiayga June 9, 2023
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tiny tony

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune
why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony
by tiny tony’s mate October 7, 2020
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Tony Cornett

The cross between a redneck and a hillbilly, that fucks his sisters
Hey look, there’s a Tony Cornett hybrid
by I_am_the_senete December 20, 2017
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