bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware

Windows is the most trash os ever

by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021

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Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

by Mrheckles June 20, 2021

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I’ll window you

when you throw someone out of a window

if you dont shutup i’ll window you

by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021

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Window

A Person who plays both sides

“Bro You moving like a window rn”

by 🧟‍♂️🥳 June 22, 2021

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Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021

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