wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.

That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

WET DOMINIC

when the rain pours on on the cotswold scarp, dominic enters a cave- hoping to whet his whistle, but comes out dry. A wet dominic is when he comes out whet, and is overjoyed. the wetness comes from a type of snail called the baggus baggus, which is rich in proteins. dominc feast on the sanils, if he eerges whet they were male snails, dry, they were not snails and he was eating stones all along.

fucking heck, thats a wet dominic, must have been the male snails, good season this year

by Patrick Swan November 4, 2021

Wet convo

A sexual conversation between two people when teasing/flirty or being horny over text.

“Dude we were having a such a wet convo🥴”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Wet Jilly

Like a wet willy but delivered in-between the butt cracks of an unsuspected victim.

As Jenn bent over to reveal her plumbers crack she became an unsuspecting victim of the Wet Jilly

by OatisB1 January 18, 2021

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022

Wet Cash

When you're bustin' your ass, and you get that cash flow. When your income flowin' like water.

"Man I been working overtime for the last month. Y' all 'ready know I got that wet cash"

by thisbe.j March 17, 2019