Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.

by Shine828 July 6, 2022

two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Two way sundae

When 2 buddies having a 3 - some with a female and one of the buddies takes a puff from a joint and blows it into the vagina and the other buddy inhales the rest of the smoke from the vagina

Bro Keagan and i had the best Two way sundae with hottest chic ever on Saturday night

by The sundae guy September 5, 2022

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020