David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.
I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd
by Mr Big Turd October 06, 2010
A blogger or other commentator quick to make shallow, snarky quips but offering nothing of substance or value. A loser that is quick to attack the successful or creative while producing nothing original or of value themselves.
jeffmatthewsisnotmakingthisup.com is sometimes amusing but at the end of the day the author is just a snarky turd.
by Jeff Matthews Snarky Turd May 16, 2011
1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
by turd-burglar March 18, 2010
If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!
by Doctor Bunghole August 27, 2008
a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!
Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"
by paulsullivan December 27, 2009
by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009
(túrd-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder
2. A homosexual activity
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder
2. A homosexual activity
1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"
2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"
2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 05, 2006