Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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Dog next door

The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.
by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022
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stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.
by Hole January 04, 2016
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal August 01, 2015
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Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus
by flapjackal July 14, 2015
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 05, 2023
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