Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

Fruit Guy

nickname for rockstar Harry Styles

People really like that fruit guy huh.

by soupsalutations September 13, 2020

Fruit loops

Fruit flavored juul pods

Bro, take a hit off my fruit loops!

by Eatpant January 7, 2019

fruit smack

when you take your knuckle and joint at which your finger bends at, and smack it against the palm of your other hand

"I was talking to him, then that fool fruit smacked at me so I got pissed, and that's when the fight started."

by noggelfogger May 10, 2010

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

by RaptorOne May 19, 2018