hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Special K Love

The kind of love described in Placebo's song Special K. You are so in love with another person, that it leaves you dazed, confused, unable to move. It's so chaotic, but you feel like no relief will ever come. But even though it's so hard, you never want it to die, you never want to crash or hit rock botom. Unescapable love.

Girl: Wow Jake I think I'm in Special K love with you.
Boy: Your love for me is like horse tranquilizers?
Girl: Well.. yes. I can't control myself.

by Christicles July 26, 2006

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 10, 2008

Special type of girl

A euphemism to describe a girl with an insatiable desire for cock. Paramount is her rash compulsion to explore the filthier aspects of coitus, and inability to maintain sanitary orifices.

When I jammed it in Jane's ass last night, I could feel her melt in to a puddle of pure-ecstasy. She is just a special type of girl.

Now, where is my Zithromax?

(When spoken, 'special' is commonly over-emphasized)

by Charles Forester June 21, 2009

brown bag special

Another meaning of Butter Face. When you would doa chik only if she had a paper bag over her face.

"I would only bang her if it was a brown bag special!"

by ballin_collin February 18, 2008

Blow Pop Special

A girl sucks on a blow pop until she gets to the gum then chews the gum. Then a guy about to ejaculate cums in her mouth and she has to blow a bubble with the cum inside of it then popping it and getting the cum all over her face.

That was fucking awesome when that chick pulled off the blow pop special.

by Enchilada Supreme March 26, 2009

Mushy Head Special

During a fight, the back of a fat kids head gets soft when its being pounded by a fist.

Quit talking shit before I give you Mushy Head Special

by dead1234 March 31, 2009