von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark

Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.

by slickytv February 1, 2025

Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.

Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Shark

Noun — A term used to describe powerful, street-smart, or dominant individuals who are confident, wealthy, or potentially dangerous. Often refers to people who move boldly in nightlife, business, or social scenes — those who “hunt” opportunities or attention with confidence and aggression.

“Out with sharks” = spending time with bold, high-status, or risky people who command attention and influence.

by LuxeLogic October 9, 2025

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

Shark

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.

"Honey, there's a shark in my pants!"

by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

Shark

We all know why you searched this.

An aquatic animal, a shark you idiot.

by BananaBalloon August 11, 2022

Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024