Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Devils Pentagram

It is when you have a 5-way with a group of men

Me and the boys are about to have a devils pentagram

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Devil's Halo

The ring of ket around the nostril after a heavy sesh with the lads

"Yo,Hows my nose"

"Shit bruv you've got a devil's halo"

by inter ya nan63 May 29, 2019

Devil Bunnies

It is a code word for when a woman is having a menstrual cycle.

Example 1)

"Hey how are you?"
"Ah, well the devil bunnies escaped yesterday night without me know so.."
"Wow..how unexpected..."
Example 2)
"AHHH"
"What? What happened?"
"Its the devil bunnies! They came out of nowhere!"
"Wha-"
"Where's the bathroom?!!!"

by holladawn May 31, 2019

devil’s urine

cranberry juice

“not peeing means uti and uti means you have to drink the devil’s urine so we must pee” -kylie

by kylierae04 June 3, 2019

Devil’s Appetite

To habitually and often uncontrollably chew one’s own flesh, to eat oneself, often out of anxiety or boredom.

Common appendages on the body that are subjected to the effects of Devil’s Appetite are the sides of one’s knuckles, callouses on the soles of feet and toes, and the palms of one’s hands.

“Michael, why is there blood smudged on your paper?”

“Sorry, I have Devil’s Appetite and sometimes I take it a little too far.”

by Carnefice June 18, 2019

Devils Vent

When one puts The Devils Lettuce in ones vent of a car and once the AC is turned on, the high follows.

Dave: Yo Derek Im greening out

Derek: yeah I pulled through with the Devils Vent

Dave: no way!

Derek: ya
Dave: epic

Derek: totally

by Dognames12345 June 20, 2019