But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 02, 2022

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019

i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"

Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***

by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017

So-called style

Those girls who attempt to be preppy and fall into style by wearing North face (or other brand) fleece jackets, carry knock-off designer purses that are ridiculously huge, wear Ugg boots with the "fur" showing, wear moccasins, wear their high school's t-shirts, sweatshirts, and sweatpants, have thick neon colored headbands in their hair, wear an atrocious up-do in their hair and it's held together with 10+ bobby pins, own something embroidered, and have fake bake tans. These girls also strive to look dressy when going to nice places, but are not recognizable outside of dressy affairs because of the usual sloppy appearance. These girls often criticize others for looking messy or gross even when they are not dressed nice. Also, these girls tend not to be the most hygienic. This is more common with girls in private, uniform wearing high schools. A subcategory of preppy.

so-called style girl: omg. are those the same pants that you wore yesterday?
normal girl: wow, you're wearing uggs with a miniskirt and you're dissing me?

so-called style girl1: omg i don't have a green headband to match this outfit
so-called style girl2: girl, what's wrong with you? I'd lend you mine but it has my intials on it

by alx-nichole February 22, 2010

a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.

I keep a rock called hector in my comments!

by a rock called hector April 05, 2023

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation

mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*

by stellimonsta April 15, 2011