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Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter 

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers
Related Words

bout to go skeet

when you are going skeeing
-hey bro im bout to go skeet

-sick can i go to

-sure, but dont tell my girlfriend
-ofcourse bro
bout to go skeet by Nogli October 28, 2021

Invite me to skeet 

Probably the most used sentence in hvh scene. It stands for invite me to gamesense.pub (Previously called skeet.cc).

Most nn's say this sentence all the time cause they think they will actually get invited to gamesense.
Skeeter: OMG SKEET IS THE BEST CHEAT!!!
NN with otcv3: Invite me to skeet
Skeeter: hdf nn. Who.ru?
NN with otcv3: Dies of corona virus after 0.000405 Miliseconds

Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.
Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?
Cream of Skeet by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

The San Francisco Skeet 

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.