bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

shorts szn

means “shorts season”

aka summer

“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”

by dontstopme April 6, 2019

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"

by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019