rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 26, 2014

rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 21, 2012

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 24, 2010

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

Rusty Sanchez

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.

"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"

by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009