by InstallingCaffeine January 21, 2024
Get the Robert Barnesmug. The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
Get the Robert Ernest Colemanmug. To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
Get the The Robertsmug. Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .
by Worst job ever August 9, 2025
Get the Robertmug. by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023
Get the Robert Grindstaffmug. Me and Nikki went for a date at Taco Bell and did an Oral Roberts on her bed. there was shit everywhere and the clean up was hectic!
by pope oral March 23, 2021
Get the Oral Robertsmug. 