Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)

oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky

by drulez2008 May 17, 2025

Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

Caroline Roberts

The most awesome, prettiest girl in the world. She is gorgeous, and everyone loves her. She is smart, and perfect in every way.

Joe "OMG! Do you know that Caroline Roberts girl? She is perfect!
Sarah "YA! of course i know her. We are BFF's!"

by Cupcake;P May 10, 2015

Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course

"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"

by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022

robert haslett

a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second

let me get a mug for robert haslett

by arvint the legend 123 October 1, 2021

Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.

Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

Or

A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"

by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021