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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.
Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
by Verber April 20, 2016
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box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.
1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.
"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"
by Vanityvmodel May 13, 2016
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Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016
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