No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022

The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022

Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.

Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox

by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022

The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.

However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).

by JmanDraws November 24, 2022

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.

Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.

by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022