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Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?
by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020
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Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth
“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)
by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024
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sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper
Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man
by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019
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Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
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Paper

The thing you write with.
Man do you have paper to write with.
by WaltonH May 5, 2022
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Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles

Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles
Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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