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Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.
mugGet the Beat Neck Roughmug.

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.
You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !
by Crookchaser June 17, 2019
mugGet the Neck up fuckmug.

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
mugGet the turkey neck siestamug.

Handjob in (my) Neck

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.
I thought I was gon' fuck, only paid fifty
Got a handjob in (my) neck, didn't stay with me
by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022
mugGet the Handjob in (my) Neckmug.

high heel neck

A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
Some of the most attractive women often have a high heel neck.
by He who knows11 September 8, 2019
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Little Neck Clam

the Art of putting a woman's vagina on the back of someone's neck
Jody gave Greg a Little Neck Clam in front of 3 camcorders.
by I am naked in the tub October 1, 2012
mugGet the Little Neck Clammug.

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol
must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler
by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012
mugGet the red neck sprinklermug.

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