The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021
Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.
by sebbysewerton November 17, 2016
People who are straight-edge listen to hardcore music and abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
by Shed man June 26, 2020
by Isabel perez November 18, 2019
Bio-straight is a straight person whom are only attracted/intrested in people who are the opposite sex and identify as thay were born.
A man intrested in a bialogical woman.
A man intrested in a bialogical woman.
by TheModernViking May 01, 2021
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.
-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!
by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 09, 2021