by nonanasnas August 26, 2021

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?
by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.
Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!
Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020

Large penis. The 3M.
She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.
by Gar Grim May 4, 2018
