Monster Cat

LOL! If you sad peolpe do not know what a monster cat is, then i'm not gonna bother telling you.....................LOL!! You'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever know....ha ha ha -cough- ha ha ha......

Not really, it's just a big ass cat.......who'd of whunk at 'ay?

Johnbobsmithlarryjeremysoilpantsthe3rd: dude, i just bought.................A MONSTER CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mangokiwisamcurlymojomuffincakepineapplepants: fuck right off you gay butt fuck.....

by sammy da sheep boy April 21, 2010

Freddy monster cock

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.

me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu

by nonanasnas August 26, 2021

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson November 28, 2007

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 08, 2021

monster energy drink

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

Land Monster Slayer

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

by Land Monster Slayer May 08, 2006

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim February 04, 2018