March 22nd

The day this definition was made.

Person1: Hey, what day is it?
Person 2: The day the definition was made, March 22nd.

by Zuzan March 22, 2020

Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

March 25

If you born on March 25 you love penguins

Person1:he/she loves penguins

Person2:He/she is born on March 25so he loves penguins

by ITsYaBrOo November 3, 2019

March-Assault

A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.

"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"

"No, what?"

"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"

by Big Dog H December 10, 2007

March 18

National Give your boyfriend his sweatshirt back day

Oh it’s march 18. Ig is should give him his sweatshirt back

by FinnBR77 March 2, 2020

March 15th

Shakira’s birthday, nothing more need to be said.

Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said

by FlowerBedUnderWater March 31, 2021

March 1

People born on this day need their ass ate

P1 “Omg Dixie was born on March 1 Yk what that means, she needs her ass ate!”

P2 “Yea ur totally right”

by Bornonmarch1 November 24, 2021