I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 2, 2016

Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Why don't you just make a pizza?

An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.

"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

by Black Omega October 25, 2004

Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt

Niandra LaDes and Ususally Just a T-Shirt is a solo album created by former Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarest John Frusciante the album was released March 8, 1994. The album has a tecno, rock, lofi edge to it. It's a combination of dark and molotic sounds that John gets out of instruments such as vocals, guitar, piano, bass and clairinet.

Niandra Lades and Usually Just a T-Shirt is a solo album by John Frusciante.

by lucas_222 August 5, 2007

I just have really high standards

This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.

She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.

by Laura Tobin June 26, 2004