Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

July 15th

July 15th is the day that that one of the best addys that was ever thrown and one of the most historic music video was mad by the rapper True Bamba

All my grandkids keep asking me what happened the day July 15th I don’t even remember I was too fucked up.

“If you didn’t go to true Bambas addy July 15th you missed the a decade worth of experience in one night. ”

by Jarell Johnson July 11, 2022

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

by itsdefnotkaylee December 5, 2021

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

T-July

A month that is so eventful you can’t think of just one highlighted event.

I had an absolute T-July this year; you know, when a month holds a year’s worth of events.

by urbantee August 7, 2022

July 7th

If it is your boyfriend/girlfriend’s birthday send him a full nude every hour to make his day amazing.

You have no choice>:

Boyfriend : it’s July 7th and it’s my birthday.

Girlfriend : Happy birthday *sends them a photo*

by Jazzyyyy<3 May 14, 2024