Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.

"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."

by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013

jockomo

An Ass Hole. An Itritating piece of shit covered in flys!

Ex. What a jockomo Tom was yesterday!

Bill is quite the Jockomo of late.

by Paco forever October 20, 2013

Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.

Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.

by wahtduh May 8, 2014

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Jockin stride

the act of taking a jock strap to your leg, hindering your stride

Tim: "Yo man i was runnin around in the locker room with everyone before football..."

Jim: "And?"

Tim: "Tyler was totally jockin stride, he hit me and Jack with his jock strap. Didn't run right for the rest of practice" :(

by reklawnave August 10, 2014

Jockin

Jacking someone off

R u Jockin me

by Jockin June 6, 2015