law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014

skin waffle

When someone presses someone else’s testicles in between their thighs.

That skin waffle hurt so good last night, may I have seconds...?

by Hellatru March 16, 2019

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

the brat skin

The brat skin from Fortnite Battle Royale is approximately about 16 years of age.

The brat skin is a fortnite skin thats 16 years or younger

by ブライアン October 10, 2021

Fat skin head :

A person who is known to have a dirty trim this person has barley any hair and has a fat head giving them the name fat skin head people who have fat skin heads get bullied in school and get their head slapped multiple times

Yes Jacob you fat skin head :

by Jizz balls August 28, 2020

Shit skin

Derogatory but accurate term for middle eastern/ Indian people Due to most having dookie brown skin and always smelling foul.

I’m sick of those damn shit skins always spam calling me

by dillyding February 26, 2025

Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body

“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note”
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk”

by Koko97 July 21, 2023